====== Joke List ======
A collection of short jokes I've collected

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer” – Jim Carey in Ace Ventura

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“why did the picture go to jail? Because it got framed” – Dadjoke

"My friend asked me to play Wonderwall on guitar. I said maybe" 
-- Dadjoke

"How does a non-binary samurai, kill people? They slash them"

"What do you call a body without a  nose? No body nose"


"In the winter, I’m a Buddhist 
In the summer, I’m a nudist" 

"You're a male she-ro" -- Tina to Bob on Bob's Burgers