A collection of short jokes I've collected
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer” – Jim Carey in Ace Ventura
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
“why did the picture go to jail? Because it got framed” – Dadjoke
“My friend asked me to play Wonderwall on guitar. I said maybe” – Dadjoke
“How does a non-binary samurai, kill people? They slash them”
“What do you call a body without a nose? No body nose”
“In the winter, I’m a Buddhist In the summer, I’m a nudist”
“You're a male she-ro” – Tina to Bob on Bob's Burgers